A popular adage that states that, "no matter how much work you put into it, once you're almost at the finish line, it will all just go away".
"When one fully manages a project so that it is capable of driving itself, the project disappears or is comically reduced."
"When one fully manages a project so that it is capable of driving itself, the project disappears or is comically reduced."
Jim: "Do you remember that contract that you've been working all month on?"
Jordan: "Yes I do. In fact, I've lost sleep working on this project all week."
Jim: "Well, I hate to break it to you, but the client backed out at the last minute."
Jordan: "Great. Yet another case of Jordan's Law!"
Jordan: "Yes I do. In fact, I've lost sleep working on this project all week."
Jim: "Well, I hate to break it to you, but the client backed out at the last minute."
Jordan: "Great. Yet another case of Jordan's Law!"
by Watch_Out_For_Panic August 19, 2020
Get the Jordan's Lawmug. 
Guy 1-"It says gullible on the ground"
Guy 2- * looks at ground* "it does not"
Guy 1- You just got jordanized
Guy 2- * looks at ground* "it does not"
Guy 1- You just got jordanized
by Zarthle January 19, 2017
Get the Jordanizedmug. by Lakerlife23 _3 June 28, 2020
Get the Michael Jordanmug. by JinxedVoid April 22, 2016
Get the jordan gielinkmug. Slang term for "head", often used in ways that suggest a "big head", but can also be used interchangeably with other definitions for "head".
Took me forever to do that guy's haircut, he had a Jordan.
Give her some Jordan so she'll calm down.
He's the Jordan of his class.
Give her some Jordan so she'll calm down.
He's the Jordan of his class.
by anonymous May 31, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. by Aydart June 5, 2020
Get the Jordan Gomezmug.