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Jordan, An “inside joke” that isn’t a inside joke that started on tik tok, Jordan meaning the n word
Wassup My Jordan- Tyler

Yea he’s annoying with that- Tyrone
by Rondo2169 April 3, 2021
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Jordan is Campbell
Wow Jordan is being such a Campbell right now, he's disrupting the party
by w o w November 1, 2019
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Jordan P.

A little bitch that like to vape around his mother and has a autistic brother. He has a little bit of autism too and tourette's.
Random Guy.) Hi Jordan P.
Jordan.) Waas upp bitch.
Random Guy.) Your an asshole
Jordan) IK, but I vape so im cool. XD XD i'm cool man i'm really small to.
by Gay's September 13, 2018
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Jordans

A very sexy man with nice jordans.
"Woah Jordans, you're really hot."
by OMG IT JORDANS April 9, 2021
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Jordan

Jordan is the most attractive boy you will ever see and that's on mary had a little lamb.
lord Jordan is very cute !!
by certified_chicken June 5, 2022
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Every Jordan Peterson Video

"See, people say that I'm wrong but actually I'm right!" ~Jordan Peterson
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "And people KNOW this because it's like, I'm not a charlatan... And I'm trying to go back to that moment RIGHT BEFORE HYM CREATED AI... And stop time there so I can live in that moment for the rest of my days. So I'm going to spend the rest of my old age pretending to be the man I was before that happened so I don't have to see someone completely violate the delusion that constitutes my worldview and succeed anyway. If I can just hold of until I die, nothing that happens matters. It'll be like it never happened. We can all just keep pretending and then when he murders a kid I can just tell myself I NEEDED to do this and that's what I'll tell myself and JUST LIKE every Jordan Peterson video they tell me I'm wrong but people just KNOW I'm right deep down..."

Iam 😨 "Dr... JeepJorp?"

Hym "BAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! WHAT!? WHAT!? AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THE SHEER NUMB OF PEOPLE YOU NEED TO LIE SHOULD INDICATE TO YOU THAT YOU THAT YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY RIGHT! BY YOUR OWN METRIC, JORDAN! YOU ARE THE COMMUNIST THAT TURNS THE WORLD INTO LIES! YOU ARE THE THING YOU WANTED ABOUT! BUT THERE IS 1 PERSON WHO CANNOT EVER PRETEND IT DIDN'T HAPPEN! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
by Hym Iam April 22, 2025
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Jordan

He's probably funnier than you. And gets a lot of women but plays too much video games.
Tamary: Oh my god i can't believe I rejected Jordan he is soooooooooo cute i'm literally so wet he is so hot

Ashlyn: Literally same. I did the same thing and i regret it so much
by SlurpoSeth July 12, 2021
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