Colombian Internet

The worst internet you'll ever have. Colombia has the worst internet of all.

God Damn Jose, your Colombian Internet makes it so hard to have a proper Zoom call.

by Luisfersg September 7, 2020

internet kitties

Cats but on the internet. They can vary from appropriate to nsfw content. Most often found in memes

My grandma just sent me some pictures of internet kitties, but one is hentai...

by FootSmeller420 July 11, 2021

Internet

What are you, an idiot? "Hmmm... yes, the floor here is made out of floor..."

Some smartass: 'I went on the internet to look up the word "Internet" on the Urban Dictionary'

Some other smartass: 'Dude thats so cool! Next time try to look up the word "dictionary" in a dictionary'

by Darth_Lebowski April 19, 2021

Indonesian Internet

Bad Internet connection, lagging, having internet issues, etc. usually correlates with Indihome

Zhang: what the fuck is your ping
Joko: ahhhh sorry, its the Indonesian Internet
Zhang: what the fuck does that means
Joko: ask the Indihome users
Zhang: aren't you Malaysian
Joko: how many times do i have to fucking tell you that I'm Indonesian
Zhang: what's the difference?
Joko: see this is why I don't want to be friends with a Singaporean

by TAC0799 October 7, 2020

Internet whore

any alternative girl that attracts both genders probably never met them in person before

: im literally an internet whore

them: how ?
: look at these thirsty men

by Sonicslash February 11, 2023

fake internet feud

a completely unreal and planned quarrel between two consenting parties in communication through the full feud period. The online fight is just silly and for fun.

Emery Van Sickle and Max Young August 30th 2022 is an example of a fake internet feud

by sl4ywh4ty0uw4nn4sl4y August 31, 2022

Internet troll

Kam .k

That internet troll is yelling at his game

by XxparksxX December 7, 2018