Internetiquette

The act of being courteous on the internet.

I.E. dropping a like on a meme before sharing said meme. It’s courtesy

Zach: “bro that meme you shared was so funny I just had to share it.”

Me: “you didn’t even drop a like bro, have some internetiquette.”

by Handyjiujitsu January 28, 2019

Internet Phantom

A person who only appears on the internet very rarely much to the chagrin of their friends who wish they were around more to absorb their awesomeness.

Dang it, his posts are awesome but theres like one a year, he's such an internet phantom.

by Lord Cuddlesworth February 12, 2019

Internet

A online site that is crazy for exploring including other people to meet online. Internet is a simple place we're you are able to look up any information that you need to help in your society

Hey dude what are you doing?

Nothing... Just on the internet

by Simpletasks February 16, 2019

Internet Tapir

A person messing up everything when and after hanging around for days in the internet-

"Usually he is clean and has enough entropy in his life, but from
time to time he becomes a total internet tapir."
"How long are you in the Internet Tapir Mode, again? Your eyes are triangled, yet!"

by Uma Thulkjashdkh February 27, 2019

internet cash

Discretionary income (side income) used to pay for internet porn

I drive uber on the weekends just to earn some internet cash

by mongoslade223 March 13, 2019

Internet politician

The name given to someone who believes everything they read on the internet or social media and forms an opinion regardless of facts or knowledge.

Frank: liberals are trying to take my guns away.
Gio: Says who?
Frank: I read it on Facebook.
Gio: dude, you're just an internet politician.

by Huge hammer69 May 8, 2019

internet

the internet is a big truck

dude 1: Hey, have you checked out the internet?
dude 2: It's a big truck

by African Leader May 26, 2019