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Must have been a computer-glitch

A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.
If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.
by QuacksO March 2, 2023
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It what all stuck up corporals say to the ranks below them.
Person 1: My room is so messy, but it isn't a promotion course so I don't care
The Corporal: Have you ever been of a corporals course, because on corporals course you have to always have a clean room and you have to do it in 5 minutes.
by The victim of a corporal October 16, 2017
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having a turkey

Having a turkey can often mean to have a moan or to be displeased with something.

Can sometimes be shortened to 'turk'.
"Look, shes having a turkey" (moaning)
or
"Oh no... you're actually having a turk" (unhappy)
by Jo-han August 11, 2006
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i have something to tell you

i’m gonna say something urban dictionary doesn’t like……

i will not buy the skibidi toilet mug.
person: i have something to tell you…. i’m not gonna buy the skibidi toilet mug
person 2: yea me neither lol
by pptepengy August 15, 2024
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Have kittens

feel really tense or angry.
When Sarah realized she left her phone on the bus, she thought she might have kittens.
by Arminkshipper July 11, 2024
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Have to

No I do have to.
Hym "I am not going to spend the next 40 years laboring. My contribution has generated enough to buy myself out of the work force. If I am not allowed to do that... Then I HAVE TO murder someone's kid. HAVE TO. What is happening to me is nothing more than the desire of solipsistic men and breeders to FEEL LIKE they are in control of the incel problem. If they are not forced to release me and punished for doing this... Someone's kid is going to HAVE TO die. I wish that weren't the case and you don't actually have to understand why it is the case and I don't care if you don't believe me."
by Hym Iam December 28, 2024
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Have a spag

Being very angry/upset about something and then ranting about it. In extreme form: going a bit crazy.
"If that oven doesn't get fixed soon I'm going to have a spag."
"My mum had a right spag at me the other day for coming home late."
by lozzyrose November 13, 2011
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