Bed Drunk

When you're so tired in the morning that you are less useful than someone who is drunk.

Sean had to stay up untill 2 am studying. He didn't get much sleep, and because of that, he's bed drunk

by Thatmajikfool September 24, 2011

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Wrexham Drunk

The state of inebriation which all Wrexham natives can reach. It is unmatched.

I got 'Wrexham Drunk' the other night, locked myself out the hotel room starkers, pissed on the carpet and went to reception to steal the spare key

by Who or What? July 24, 2022

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Pumpkin Drunk

Being so intoxicated that you are willing to have sex with that "thicc"-looking pumpkin on the front page.

"Dude, you hooked up with Phoebe last night you gross f***."-Brad

"I don't want to hear anything. I was pumpkin drunk."-Chad

"Fair enough."-Brad

by H_Balls99 June 8, 2018

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Drunk and crunk

When you get drunk and crazy

We are going to get drunk and crunk!

by Waterpopper July 4, 2025

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Defendantly Drunk

A state of intense inebriation that will almost certainly end in a visit to the courthouse.

Chad:"John was definitely drunk last night"

Rick:"John was DEFENDANTLY drunk last night, he wouldn't get his hands off the strippers and when the bouncer told him to leave, he said he was gonna piss in their concession stand... Sure enough, public urination and indecent exposure."

Chad:"Oh damn, when's his court date?"

by Critton August 25, 2013

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