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Cold Fronts

The challenger is here, get ready for some cool car cold fronts
by PhonkeeTown June 5, 2022
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hiv cold

When a human male gets a common cold and fever strikes.
Common has nothing to do with it.

Death is there, you know it, death knows it.
Unaware of the danger is your wife/ girlfriend and possibly the doctor who refuses to treat you - every single time.
The survival rate of hiv cold is next to nothing. Possibly the single greatest threat to mankind.
by k1b5 May 25, 2016
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Cold Hairless Vaginal Virginity

The opposite of hot furry anal sex. (Hairless is better than Skinless)
Man, you still watch Hot Furry Anal Sex? Get good and watch some Cold Hairless Vaginal Virginity.
by Foiloiup December 14, 2022
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cold carrots

To ease the burning of your asshole after eating spicy food
Matt asked his gf to bring him cold carrots because his asshole was on fire from eating at Fred's
by Ayad15 May 6, 2016
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Cold Cooching

Similar to hot boxing, but cold and with your cooch. Creating a tent of cold for your nether regions using the back center unit of an SUV or Minivan and a skirt, towel, or blanket to create an exceptionally cold tent area for your cooch.
It was hot AF at the picnic, so Sally used cold cooching to get rid of her swamp crotch.
by WtF004 September 2, 2023
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Luke Cold

Luke Cold is when you get a drink, put it in the fridge for about 15-30 minutes and then It's not TOO cold but definitely not warm, perfect for chugging.
Ali: wife is the water luke cold yet?
Evren: no my king.
by Evrens father June 4, 2022
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Cold Play

A moment of public humiliation for a cheater, caused not by their betrayed partner, but by an innocent bystander who accidentally reveals their deception.
The term describes the scenario where a person, completely unaware of the romantic drama, unintentionally outs the cheater in a public place. This usually involves an offhand comment, a mistaken identity, or a simple greeting that exposes the affair to the partner or a mutual friend. It's the ultimate "whoops" moment, where the cheater is caught not by a detective, but by a doorbell camera.
Example 1:
“He was on a dinner date with his side-piece when a coworker walked by and yelled, 'Hey, how was that anniversary cruise with your wife?' It was a perfect Cold Play.”

Example 2:
“Her affair was a secret until her neighbor came over to return a sweater and said, 'You dropped this at Mark's house last night.' It was the ultimate Cold Play.”
by Leonarmil July 21, 2025
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