cold toilet seat

even tho its cold....... its better than warm toilet seats.
guy: would you rather have a warm toilet seat or a cold toilet seat

guy 2: cold toilet seat.
by Evelynisthere. June 26, 2023
mugGet the cold toilet seatmug.

Cold cut crackhead

People who act like crackheads , for cold cuts . Willing to stand in long deli line for an hour for a pound of ham .
Omg , look at all these cold cut crackheads on line . It’s so nice out and they Are waiting for ham .
by BigBuffarillaAss September 21, 2022
mugGet the Cold cut crackheadmug.

Cold Carl

Unlike a Hot Carl it is done while your friend/ victim is asleep. The process starts by shitting into a sheet of Saran Wrap then smearing it evenly over the plastic proceed to freeze the stool sample. After everything is frozen lay the Saran Wrap stool down on the victims face. Caution do not suffocate the person with the Saran Wrap or shit. Then wait for them to wake up or wake them up and asked what were they doing?
Chris received the cold Carl the last time he spent the night at my house. That will teach him to not fuck my mom while I’m asleep.
by Small mosquito WesBus September 15, 2019
mugGet the Cold Carlmug.

Cold

A word mostly used by British kids and teenagers. the term is used to describe something good that has happened.
#Example 1
Jack: I just roasted some kid
Oscar: That's cold

#Example 2

Jamie: Look at this edit I made
Isaac: That edit is cold
by Lynx2012 November 12, 2023
mugGet the Coldmug.

Cold Noodle

A "Cold Noodle" is the same as cold feet, but is for male usage in reference to the penis and backing out of a prior obligation.
"Yeah, we were supposed to get married, but then he got a Cold Noodle and left me at the altar."
by Voodoomamajuju22 May 28, 2020
mugGet the Cold Noodlemug.

finger cold away

"It's cold"
"FINGER COLD AWAY"
"Yeah"
by ezekielth420 January 24, 2017
mugGet the finger cold awaymug.

Cold Bat

Mori Sekiguchi Vesper
by Bdanja July 17, 2025
mugGet the Cold Batmug.

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