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Twat face

An individual who is never open to ideas, constantly killing the buzz and sapping energy from the crowd. The Twat, in reference to the female genitalia, is an ominous presence that will ultimately seek to control and supersede anyone or anything in its path, with its negative presence.

The twat face is not gender biased, and can be male or female. The idea is that the person, based on their behavior, loses their humane personality and their face will become to look twat like.

Sign language for twat: form a diamond by touching your thumbs and index fingers together. Put this shape by your groin and bring it up to your face. Twat face
Stop being such a twat face and come to Vegas with us.

My boss is being such a twat face and keeps nagging me about the projects that need to be done.

John was such a twat face last night: he wouldn't come out because he had to see his girlfriend.
by miether August 5, 2011
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Face Baby

Making a baby with a girl by ejaculating on the girls face.
Hutch: "I just made a baby two nights ago..."
Hollywood: "On her face"
Hutch: "We made a face baby..... You ever cum on a girls face Nanners?"
SeaNanners: "No (Laugh) I haven't"
Hutch: "I Have"
by Bhindo June 15, 2011
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Face Card

A term used in the hood to describe the ability to be fronted or get something based off of your popularity and trustworthiness
Yo bro front me a couple pounds until I get back on my feet you know my face card good
by Kingbullz December 26, 2022
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batman face

verb, To make a person or group of people feel uneasy in a given situation due to your lack of sensitivity or insistence on being a prick.

origin: Joe Freeman used to make his jaw square like Batman when he got nervous. Situations that made Joe "batman faced" include: Talking about his sexual escapades with Lily Fields in front of his current girlfriend, offering him pot, or talking about the "magic trick" he did that time when he pulled a string of beads out of his ass in front of his adolescent siblings.
We made that lady batman faced that time we talked about Chris's sister being a whore like the virgin Mary.
by Mr. C March 27, 2005
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ass-facing

When you're in a mosh pitt, and a crowd-surfer's ass gets shoved into your face.
Similar to balls-facing, ass-heading, and balls-heading.
"The surfers in the Billy Talent mosh pitt were crazy - I got ass-faced so many times!"
by P_G February 4, 2005
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Batty face

Someone who has an ass for a face. It is a widely-used term in Jamaica
by DMillystyle January 10, 2010
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The Muffin Face

A face of which the teeth are clenched, and the mouth is formed to a tight, creepy circle. Is used as a universal symbol of random/weirdness. The ideal face used to bite into a muffin.
Courtney: Wow, these muffins are delicious! *makes The Muffin Face* *Bites into muffin*

Maddy: Yeah, I want another! *makes Muffin Face* Anyone want to split a muffin?
by crazyboutfood September 28, 2009
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