Gauntlets are broken

EVERTHING IS TRUE AND STUPID. DAMAGE OR GIMPS. I THINK YOU MEAN DAMAGE AMD GIMPS.

The gauntlets are broken.

by Whitedwarf October 13, 2020

My Check Machine is Broken

When borrowed anal beads will stay inside someone anus and keep falling out.

She said I was welcome to use her anal beads, but my check machine is broken so it was a waste of time.

by All Bets Hedged January 15, 2021

alex..is.brokenn.._

alex..is.brokenn.._ Is a strong person with a amazing spirit.
He deserves the world

“Have you seen alex..is.brokenn.._?
There such a amazing person!”

by Lemonshousewife May 31, 2021

Sound Like a Broken Record

When someone has to repeat something to you repeatedly. Most likely being used by your black grandma.

"Boy now I don told you to clean your room 8 times, you makin' me sound like a broken record."

by peanut6217 January 28, 2022

Sound Like A Broken Record

(Adj.) Having something repeatedly being said to you, most of the time about the same thing. This can vary from being said by your teacher to your black grandma.

"Boy now I done now told you to clean yo room! You makin me sound like a broken record."

by peanut6217 January 28, 2022

Boulevard Of Broken Dreams

A crackin tune by Green day and the most relatable song ever. I will write in upper case letters the lyrics I can relate to at the bottom.

I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one, and I WALK ALONE

by UltimateDoge February 4, 2022

My leg is broken

Deliberately hurting oneself to get out of doing something.

Woman: Will you take the trash out?

Man: I can't. *Twists his leg* My leg is broken!

Woman: *Walks away in disgust*

Man: *Winks at the camera, then starts screaming in pain*

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 5, 2022