Toilet Skirt

Urinating in a skirt while wearing underwear with bare legs under the skirt.
Peeing in a skirt is a toilet skirt. Gotta wear underwear with bare legs under the skirt to pee in the skirt.
by Urinewhiz October 09, 2023
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Toilet Stench Ambush

When one internationally fails to give fair warning to others that they have decimated the toilet with horrible oder. Resulting in persons walking in only to retreat in disgust.
My boyfriend thinks its funny to commit a Toilet Stench Ambush. He smells up the bathroom, trapping the oder by not using the exhaust fan. Allowing me to be ambushed by the stench forcing me to run away gaging. The ultimate act of stink and betrayal.
by greek god of trains August 16, 2012
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Albanian Toilet

When you shove someone you really dislike onto the floor, then proceed to excrete feces into their mouth and urinate up their nasal cavity.
Hey bro I ran into my highschool bully the other day so I gave him the Albanian Toilet.
by Jaxxkxx June 10, 2020
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Toilet Spores

The germs and fecal particulates that emanates out of the toilet during a flush.
Always lower the seat when flushing the toilet to prevent the spread of toilet spores.
by ESDI-80 August 15, 2024
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Boronia West PS Boys Toilets

Filled with pee and Bowl cleaner (bleach) on the floor, this toilet is a toilet you've never seen before...
by Boronia West PS Boys Toilets August 24, 2022
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Toilet Mace

Spray to mask the smell of the tooket
I sprayed the toilet mace to mask the smell of that poop
by Krazypeanut October 07, 2023
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toilet seat meat

The act of slapping your wet dick on the toilet seat while you shit
Oi! Come look at my toilet seat meat
by Assassin4151 January 14, 2021
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