your brother is a mother

rarest condition that makes your brother a mother

me:Your mom gay

carl:your granny is a tranny

me:your sister is a mister

carl:your dad is LESBIAN

me:your brother is a MOTHER

carl;Explodes

by Ugly-damian May 11, 2018

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Jungle Brothers

When two men have contacted the same STD from the same sexual partner.

“Yo, I heard you banged Adrian.”
“Yea, what about it?”
“She has Herpes, dude. We’re jungle brothers!”

by junglelover August 17, 2021

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The ultimate excuse used to bail on social commitments, especially when the truth is as plain as the night sky. It's the go-to cover story for ditching your friends, particularly for occasions that require your presence, like a best friend's birthday bash.

A modern-day Cinderella story with a twist: instead of turning into a pumpkin, one mysteriously vanishes to "assist the brother-in-law" and magically ends up in the Land of Nod. Known for its effectiveness in evoking both disbelief and laughter among friends, who are well aware of the impending slumber party for one.

"Dude, did you hear? Gialo pulled a 'Helping the Brother-in-Law at Midnight' on us last night and missed the entire party. We found him snoring on Discord, playing APEX Legends."

by gialosbordeli March 5, 2024

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