Anal beans

The baked bean is a sex position in which the male will bake an appropriate amount of beans and while they are still hot, pour them into the anal cavity of the female. When the beans have been inside the female for a few minutes the male will pour the back out into a bowl and eat them.

My boyfriend and I tried Anal Beans yesterday in bed.

by Nigga eating beans July 16, 2020

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anal investigator

A term for a police officer who has to probe a suspects back passage/rectum.

The anal investigator gagged as the suspect shit himself.

by Le Mans tweed February 7, 2014

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Anal monkey

The act of inserting our schlong into an asshole, not a vagina. Then screaming while doing it. Before cumming, you must shit on your hand and smear it on your partners face.

John: I gave Jodi an anal monkey last night.

Brad: What the fuck

by Bully Bitch May 24, 2016

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anal drawering

The act of credit carding (sliding through the rectum crack) yourself on a drawer that is protruding out of desk.

Bobyn is bending down and accidentally starts anal drawering.

by Ryan Guinan January 11, 2009

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anal debris

Is usually the leftovers found in ones underware, or panties, which is usually and most entirely made-up of dried shit and ass hair from one's butt checks. This every common side-effect that is found in one's underware or panties as the direct result of having had taken a shit in the begining of one's day and is waiting to be revealed at the end of the day!

Sally noticed in the bathroom, after having worked a 12-hour day that she had some anal debris in her panties!

by guyfawkes74 December 14, 2009

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