chocolate shower

A glorious event that involves a chocolate fountain and lonely people who love chocolate and want to be showered in it.

I participated in a chocolate shower with my lesbian friends this weekend.

by D676453 December 1, 2017

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Meat shower

Is what happens to the 44oz steak you just ate after drinking a Guinness.

"I made Nick drink a guiness after dinner and he gave me a meat shower!"

by Douchmagoosh February 4, 2017

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A shower taken for the specific purpose of cleaning one's butt after defecating. Usually a 30 second to 1 minute ordeal, a butt shower typically only involves cleaning one's butt using a removeable showerhead or, in some cases, hands. A butt shower can sometimes evolve into a regular shower. Often used by bidet owners when traveling to a place where they will not have a bidet (i.e. a hotel or AirBNB.)

Ludwig: I took two showers that day; the second one was just for my butthole.
Anthony: Oh, I love a butt shower.
Aiden: That's what I was doing in Australia!
Nick: Dude, I've butt showered on every trip I've gone on.

by pokewaffles January 29, 2023

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caveman shower

Slamming your partner doggystyle and when you are about to blow, grab his/her hair so he/she can’t get away and blow all over your partner whilst screaming like a chimpanzee, optional actions are donkey punching or grabbing a stick and knocking your partner out

My partner was misbehaving today so I issued a caveman shower to assert my dominance

by Kyomado June 28, 2022

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