Jacob

A man with an nigger sized penis ( atleast 69 inches )

The easiest way to commit suicide is to get a mouthfull of jacobs dick

by Cancerisdank April 2, 2017

jacob langley

The absolute biggest dickhead ever. No one ever wants to be friends with him because he annoys the fuck out of everyone.

Person: Dude, it’s Jacob Langley
Person 2: Omg he’s so annoying

by TimothyMcTimothy December 20, 2017

Jacob Maksym

A cool, awesome hunky guy with an amazing taste in music that really should date someone with the initials 'AG'

That jacob maksym guy is kinda fire

by deandoeandoeandoea July 6, 2023

Jacob Black

The hottest mythical creature of all time, but extremely overlooked. Total Gryffindor/Hufflepuff and a loving friend, lover, brother, father, son...you name it. Totally way better than Edward.

“Jacob Black is so gorgeous!”-Everyone with common sense

by SilverTheWof December 25, 2020

Jacob

A name that makes it so you have a high likelihood of being bisexual. It's fated.

Person 1: hey did you know that guy over there is bisexual?

Person 2: of course he is, his name is Jacob

by Drooooopr Trooooopr June 9, 2025

Jacob

One of the cutes guys you will ever meet. He has a magnum dong, with tiny nuts, but knows how to squeeze them. if some one were to call him weird, he would respond "You shouldnt be saying that when you are less than the distance of a cumshot away from me."

DAMN THATS A JACOB

by anonymous October 21, 2020

Jacob

Basically a retard

Guys, look, it's Jacob!
Jacob: "Hello beautiful people"

by DropTheBassEvo October 15, 2019