Intergalactic Wet Willy

The act of probing another person's anus with a turkey baster, then spraying the contents gathered from the anus into the ear canal. Typically, this is a male-to-male interaction.

Dude tried givin' me an intergalactic wet willy. Not at my birthday party, pal.

by TophuVEVO January 2, 2026

Willy-Deuce

The act of routinely defecating at odd hours of the evening.

I’m up every night at 2am dropping a Willy-Deuce ever since I returned from Europe.

It must be 20:00. Master Chief is dropping a Willy-Deuce again. You can set your watch to it!

by Florid51 January 6, 2026

real wet willie

licking the tip of your penis (pulled back) and putting in someones ear as a joke. like a wet willie but instead of the finger its a penis. this is also not for sexual gratification its just a NOT gay prank.

i gave this lil nigga the real wet willie! this lil nigga whent crazy!

by pseudoMLK January 10, 2026

Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Willy Wanka

It is when you are doing doggie style and then giving her a wet willy at the same time. But it has to be anal.

Girl i am going to willy wanka you so hard tonight.

by Dbickhead January 29, 2025

Emma "Adjua" Willis: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Emma "Adjua" Willis: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025

White Willy

Lick your finger, dip it in blow and wet willy

That person just got a white willy in their ear

by Whiteear February 2, 2025