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Double Shrunkled

When one is shrunk, but doubly so.

Typically occurs when one run a foul of an accursed

witch and promptly cursed by said witch.
Person 1: This sucks! I'm double shrunkled! I hate you!

Person 2: Get away from my shoe you bastard, I hate you too!
by SupremeKai October 5, 2023
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double cunnilingus

A threeway act in which one woman is licked at both holes at the same time. Usually a 69 with the third person being to the side.
1) That video had content I never knew existed.
2) That was double cunnilingus my boy.
by manwell.o August 20, 2018
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Double Doufer

“First I saw Emily and then I went and slept at Anna’s”
“Dude you had a double doufer?!”
by NotQuinno March 12, 2020
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double thumblock

whilst doggystyling a female partner, insert both thumbs into anus and bend at the first knuclke joint of the the thumbs and pulling towards yourself
john wanted to fuck doggystyle but his girlfriend decided she wasnt into it. John then applied the double thumblock problem solved his girlfriend couldnt get away.
by Dfuzed Cell September 19, 2009
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Double wipped

both partners will do anything for each other even if it means loosing friends
Thomas and Alex are so double wipped
by Annaistheboss February 9, 2020
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Double Samurai

Two guys with ponytails tie the ends together, they both then insert a double ended dildo and fight for dominance, whoever gets off or gets it out first.
A variance on the DS would be the Darth Mahl, which is the same idea but with a vibrator or LED lights.
Can't face gay sex? Try a Double Samurai!
by JKphallicies August 31, 2019
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double sombrero

Originally coined to describe an impressive dribbling trick performed by the Brazilian soccer star Neymar in an international match against Peru, the term "double sombrero" is now used to describe a sex act wherein a sombrero-style hat has two holes cut into the center part of the hat (the part that sits on top of the head, NOT the rim of the hat) on opposite sides before being turned upside down and filled with raw meat, at which point two individuals simultaneously make love to the opposing meat-holes until completion. The individuals participating in the act are known as "sombrereros" or "salseros del sombrero", the ejaculate of the first individual to ejaculate is known as the "salsa primera", and the ejaculate of the second sombrerero is known as the "salsa ultima" or "salsa segunda".
Did you see that game against Peru? Neymar's double sombrero was the greatest move I've ever seen!

OR

I told my followers I'd Periscope a double sombrero tonight but I can't find a second sombrerero...are you in?
by bigchicago June 19, 2016
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