driveway meat

Frozen meat that a strange man tries to sell you after he pulls into your driveway with his sketchy van and knocks on your door.

It doesn’t exactly have the specific taste that you’d identify with the label of the animal it says on the package.
You might become suspicious that it could possibly be a road kill or a stray pet.

“Honey, I just got a sweet-doggin deal on this here driveway meat that the strange man in the van just sold me!”

“Babe, I’m gonna cook up this driveway meat you bought yesterday for dinner... what animal do you reckon it’s from?”

by CutieCatLady98 April 9, 2019

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Grill Meat

Someone with exceptionally large gums. Often the same size or larger than their teeth. Also known as a gummy smile.

That hot babe looked my way and smiled but damn yo she was sporting grill meat like a damn horse.

by Dick Onchin August 24, 2021

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Meat Whale

An obscenely large god awful fat ham-beast of a woman with an ass that is so incomprehensible that it makes your nutts hurt.

“Hey bro, you see that Meat Whale over there?Good god she’s making my nutts hurt over here.”

by Banana & Split April 30, 2022

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Meat grapes

Hot dog meat in the shape of a grape.

Person 1: hey, I'm hungry

Person 2: let's get some meat grapes
Person 1: what are those
Person 2: it's like a hot dog but bite size
Person 1: let's get some now!

by Saturnfloats August 19, 2017

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social meat

A man-slut; someone who frequently sends dick pics to prospective mates (thus his junk is social meat).

"Ugh, I can't believe Derk posted another pic with that slut on Instagram. Talk about social meat. You whore."

"Omg. Christian just sent me another dick pic. What a social meat!"

by dickpicnick September 2, 2014

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