turtle bobbing

When your poop keeps coming in and out like a turtle Bobbing

Trent let me go to the restroom I'm turtle bobbing

by Mcsavage02 July 14, 2016

Noming turtle

It’s a relative of the very known snapping turtle but it’s a noming turtle also ur known as a noming alyssa

Stop being such a noming turtle/ noming Alyssa

by Kuma69 September 26, 2020

Turtle anal

When your dick is so huge,as that of a turtle's,and you do anal to your gf.NOT doinf anal to a turtle

-tyrone:man did you hear the new rumours?
-ollie:no wha' happened
-tyrone:jhonnie just turtle analed the fuck out of jessica

by Cyberdildon January 22, 2018

Yellow Turtle

A Shea

Look at my favorite yellow turtle

by DexterGoated June 26, 2021

turtle cheese

A chewy substance that is formed from only the truest and most pure rabbit's milk.

"Man I could really go for some turtle cheese right about now."

by turtle.cheese.lover708 July 23, 2017

Turtle

Thing

OMG a turtle

by P4rk3r08 March 1, 2022

Two Dead Turtles

Something someone will never understand with a couple.

Hey you ever heard of two dead turtles?
No what is it?
I guess you will never know.

by -nuthin June 18, 2025