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Tree Trunkee

He is a Tree Trunkee.
by HotMessJess87 November 9, 2019
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Christmas Tree

The sexual act of leaving whip Mark's on your partners skin that resemble the Garland of a Christmas Tree
Jill cam over last night and she let me make her a Christmas Tree.
by JackBlade999 December 5, 2020
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Tree Penis

A common synonym to 'Umbilical Cord'
Andrew was shocked when his 3 year old son called Ayden's Umbilical Cord a Tree Penis
by Tyler Sla January 13, 2025
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Pine waving tree

Gotcha, You came here from my TikTok comment! Enjoy the laugh!
Hint: it’s not a pine tree so it can’t be a pine waving tree!
by Treatingthetricks August 11, 2022
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Pooing against the tree

Wasting time and effort over something in a way that makes you look foolish, particularly if your efforts were to improve something or show off to friends/family/colleagues.
It can also mean that you've wasted time trying to improve something, while you're instead making more of a mess than was there beforehand.
"We thought we were being clever by activating this new function in the program, but instead we were just pooing against the tree"
by JohnJohnJurts August 9, 2021
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Treeing

At its most basic sense, to "tree" is the action of spending prolonged periods of time in a single spot. With this, the goal is often to adopt the lifestyle/lifecycle of a tree, which just consists of sitting in one spot its whole life and dying. Why, this term is quite subjective, as spots can range from someone living in the same city their whole life to being penned in one small room for days on end.
Man 1: "Come one, Jimmy, why won't you join us?"

Man 2: "I think Jimmy is highly depressed; he hasn't even left his house in weeks, let alone engaged in social interactions."

Jimmy: "I'm not depressed, I'm just treeing."

(little do they know, Treeing is often a sign of either a sense of fulfillment and lifelong satisfaction or deep sorrow and lack of motivation)
by Jamaican-me dinner? February 15, 2025
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on Trees

Atheist version of "on God" used by many people who think they will become a tree after death or some other type of shrubbery.
A1-A2; "Aye bruh on Trees I'm finna bust a hole in this wall."
A2; "Mayne good luck n sheeit. I'm finna go smome dis blunt w my homie."
by dnumbskull May 4, 2023
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