An essential resource, now gone scarce due to the COVID-19 lockdown. This holy material, brought to us from above, aids some in helping clean one's shit lined ass hole. Another use for this Walmart product, is helping a man clean the pew-pews of jizz off the toilet seat.
by itsPrYzm June 02, 2020
A dry and disgusting way to clean your ass after using the toilet, which leaves shit particles and toilet paper remains between your cheeks and you don’t even realize it.
Friend1: ew, you use toilet paper after using the toilet?!
Friend2: um, yeah?? Isn’t that universal?
Friend1: yeah, that’s the problem! Use a bidet!
Friend2: okay.
Friend2: um, yeah?? Isn’t that universal?
Friend1: yeah, that’s the problem! Use a bidet!
Friend2: okay.
by Jackelanm December 22, 2023
dry piece of paper that people use to smear poop around in their butt and they walk around like that for the whole day
by saljdlasdjasdpojasd July 03, 2023
A toilet similar to skibity toilet but this one fucks your butt, like hella crazy anal. Freaky toilet is a skibidi rizzler that rapes your butthole in a good way
by Ilikejiggyboobears April 18, 2024
by juju_OKC December 27, 2021
the act of using Super Smash Bros. character Donkey Kong's cargo carry to end a game by suiciding with the opponent in his arms.
by shwocka February 27, 2025
A toilet glizzy is a glizzy (aka Hot Dog), that has been left near a toilet, either intentionally or unintentionally. Regardless of how the glizzy ended up near a toilet, one should never consume said glizzy.
Person 1: "I was taking a shit at a truck stop and there was a gotdamn toilet glizzy on the toilet paper dispenser"
Person 2: "You eat it bro?"
Person 2: "You eat it bro?"
by iSHIDDEDandFARDED March 27, 2024