tarantula twat

A total bitch, someone you could envision eating their young and having cobwebs stretching from one lip to the other.

Wow, my principle is a tarantula twat, i bet she never gets any.

by charlie st. March 9, 2011

twat rider

a lesbian whore who has sex with women excessively riding the womans twat.

that lesbian is one hot twat rider!!

by woahmanwoah101 March 23, 2011

Twat Cuddler

Someone who enjoys the finer things in life.

That old man over there that is drinking that 15 year old scotch is a twat cuddler.

by gizmoto August 6, 2011

Twat Nut

When you jizz in a girl's twat, and all the jizz that's left behind.

Just had a twat nut inside Jessica, and now it's all hot and sticky up in there...

by DingoIna November 22, 2011

twat

otherwise known as an 'audiotrash.'

that dj last night was a real audiotrash

audio twat

by h92 December 9, 2011

Twat

To post an update on Twitter.

Guy 1: Yo dude I saw that you twat about gettin' laid.

Guy 2: Yea bro, I had to twat that!

by BananaRampage August 31, 2011

Twat

A derogatory word used to describe an old lady.

An old twat, as opposed to a young pussy, or a middle aged cunt.

by Damian the red September 29, 2011