Birch tree

When a white person cuts themselves to create lines on them resembling a Birch tree.

Jessica: "you are so ugly Jake!"
Jake: "Shut up, you Birch tree!"

by Shatblaster3000 October 31, 2021

CLIMBING TREES

IM CLIMBING SOME TREES TONIGHT. IT WILL BE COOL TO BE RIDING WITH YOU AND TREES. CLIMBING TREES MEANS THAT YOU AND I ARE GOING TO SMOKE THAT SWEET SATIVA TOGETHER.

IM CLIMBING TREES TONIGHT. IT WILL BE COOL TO BE RIDING WITH YOU AND CLIMB TREES.

by GENERAL DALADY January 17, 2019

Tree

A fucking cunt that gives you oxygen for free. Trees like to go to buggery.

I'm a fucking tree.

by imafuckingpig April 29, 2019

Rustwood Tree

A large, sturdy tree that grows only on mountains and thrives near bodies of water. Its leaves have magical properties that when smoked reveal the meaning of life.

Person #1: "Dude, that's got to be the biggest and coolest tree I've ever seen."
Person #2: "That's a Rustwood Tree, let's smoke the leaves and be super wise!!"

by ohbeejuankaknowbee April 6, 2011

tree bopper

a white male with a large right arm a loves playing with his trunk

you’re a true tree bopper

by Hoy Boy February 7, 2018

tree shagger

someone that shag's on a tree.

someone that has sex on a tree is called a tree shagger

by Terry1999 October 4, 2015

Boner Palm Tree

Los Angeles, CA

Hey Jules! How was your last trip to Boner Palm Tree?! -“It fucking sucked! Megan didn’t even dump em out!”

by Mauro’s angels March 7, 2018