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squid wanking

Literally an example of doing nothing to help in a team based game
by SuplexTheWeak June 14, 2020
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Cheek wanking

When you pull the skin on your cheeks and let go so it make a weird nose
Person one: stop cheek wanking its weird
Person 2: *does it again*
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Greebly-Wank

When die-hard fans of a film or franchise create elaborate backstories for things that ultimately had no real purpose, such as greeblys used in production design elements
Look at that absolute nerd, he created a whole Greebly-wank Wiki page on Darth Maul's earring
by Toodarnloud February 8, 2024
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mojo wank

having a wank pre-booty call to up your stamina for the main round.
mate 1: what are you doing?

mate 2: having a mojo wank before fanny comes over
by diddly dingbat October 21, 2015
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Irish wank

Placing one's penis inside a cooked and hollowed out potato. The potato is Ireland's biggest crop, and due to a shortage of eligible women in rural locations, men have taken to placing their erect penises inside potatoes in order to release the inevitable sexual frustration arising from such a situation.
Seamus hasn't had a girlfriend in 20 years. Now he spends most evenings engaging in an Irish wank.
by IrishGypsyDan April 21, 2018
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EW (Executive wank)

Knocking one off at work on company time and hence being paid to do so.
Haven’t seen Ro at his desk for a while, he must have ducked off for an EW (Executive Wank) after we had that chat about boobs
by Executive Shitter May 20, 2025
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Halloween wank

The spooky scary sticky substance that is in preparation for the worst month of your life
Chad 1: yo, how was your Halloween wank bro?

Chad 2: DONT SAY THE 'W' WORD TILL DECEMBER OR SANTA WILL BITE OFF YOUR COCK
by 3SGZ_OLLIE_C_1 October 31, 2020
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