Kevin

UGLY UGLY UGLY EW EWE W bruh ur hair sucks. He prob plays smash bros, like what a loser, hes an emo bet. If you meet anyone named kevin run, hes going to give you the furry desise

The name Kevin: Gross

by UrMomLoleeeeey July 28, 2022

Gooning (Kevin Style)

This style of gooning begins with an intense desire to separate from one's mortal, earthly being. This style of gooning will require at least 6 months of consistent edging. Attempting the Kevin style gooning with less than 6 months of edging experience may lead to injury and/or death. When beginning this gooning style, sit or lay down in a peaceful environment, away from distractions. You cannot utilize the assistance of electronic devices or any "toys" when beginning your gooning session. Begin masturbating intensely at a rate of 120 strokes per minute, 60 spm which equates to two strokes per second. Each minute, increase the stroke rate by 10. When you reach the point of ejaculation, scream "I LOVE SNOWFALL," this will get rid of any feeling of ejaculation and continue doing so for the next hour to three hours.

I attempted "Gooning (Kevin Style)" after waiting 6 months.

by 209 iads November 28, 2023

Kevin

Kevin means anything bad.

For example when you see the new Disney life action and it isn't good you would say: "ts movie is so kevin, bro"

by Applepiece May 6, 2025

Kevin Durant

To leave your team and join forces with the team that you can’t defeat to win a championship.

David: I want to Kevin Durant this team so bad.

by KingMelo15 March 19, 2025

Kevin

Fucking Retarded

Kevin
The retard?

by retrd December 2, 2022

Kevin the Groper

A kid who gropes women and sexually harass them. Who also gives lap dances to old people.

He's gonna end up like Kevin the Groper

by Ejcolon March 3, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is such an asshole but is funny. He can hate you sometimes but they suddenly just change for the better or worse. He can make memories that you will never be able to forget.

He is such a bitch but I'm grateful for having him as a friend.

Jasper: Who is Kevin?
Me: He is a bitch but my bestest friend

by Qianyu December 9, 2022