Jordans

A very sexy man with nice jordans.

"Woah Jordans, you're really hot."

by OMG IT JORDANS April 9, 2021

Jordan's Law

A popular adage that states that, "no matter how much work you put into it, once you're almost at the finish line, it will all just go away".

"When one fully manages a project so that it is capable of driving itself, the project disappears or is comically reduced."

Jim: "Do you remember that contract that you've been working all month on?"

Jordan: "Yes I do. In fact, I've lost sleep working on this project all week."

Jim: "Well, I hate to break it to you, but the client backed out at the last minute."

Jordan: "Great. Yet another case of Jordan's Law!"

by Watch_Out_For_Panic August 19, 2020

Pecan pie aka Jordan

Someone who is beautiful and amazing and deserves the world:) someone who's been there for me and loved me for who I am no matter how corny and cringey I am <3

Person 1: who’s Pecan pie aka Jordan?

Person 2: the best person I’ve ever met

by Bird<33 August 31, 2021

Jordan

Loves to get with lasses who are Under age ESPECIALLY LASSES CALLED NIAMH.Jordans think they are IBRA coz of their MAN BUN nad their MASSIVE NOSE. LOVES TO BE A NONCE

Opening youngins legs since the dawn of time, NONCE —JORDANS

by Yi DA IS GEY October 23, 2018

jordan-lee

she is very beautiful and very nice like to help people

jordan-Lee she is amazing

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Jordan

a fine ass nigga who gets all the girls is kind hearted and is freaky and has a lot of friends

person 1: you see how fine he is he has to be a Jordan person 2: you should see his girlfriend she cute too they like a match made in heaven omfg im in love with Jordan

by I AM A SMF November 11, 2019

Jordan

Jordan boy usally with black or brown hair and brown eyes .has an amazing personality and is extremely funny. Always the one makinging everyone laugh in a group of people. Jordan tends to love his girlfriend more then anyone else and will do anything for her .he never cheats and is an amazing guy .

Look at Jordan making everyone laugh

by Lagoonablue16 July 18, 2021