massage gun

the free autoclicker

me: dang my computer is too trash to have a autoclicker oh i know imma use a massage gun

by green screen kid hater April 11, 2025

britisk mini-gun

something a autistisk jona-boi would say

britisk mini-gun rawrrrrrr

by viktor-shitless May 16, 2023

Gun

Yeah? Well that's one more finger THAN I WOULD HAVE TO LIFE, ISN'T IT!?

Hym "Yeah, gun good... BUUUUT..."

by Hym Iam July 4, 2025

Gangnam Gyattling Gun

A Gangnam Gyattling Gun is a sudden, persistent bowel movement caused by spicy Korean food which takes over ten minutes to clear. Gangnam Gyattling Guns are prevalent amongst the younger Zoomer demographic and typically (but not always) take place on Skibidi Shitters.

Dude 1: How was lunch?
Dude 2: Not well. I took a Gangnam Gyattling Gun five minutes ago. The shitter's overflowing at this point.
Dude 1: Oh, hell no!

by EternalSoldier June 4, 2024

I don’t have a gun

It is where someone totally does not have a gun

Generally said in American schools

I don’t have a gun to shoot that French guy

by Among us that is not sus October 28, 2022

Baldwin's gun paradox

Baldwin's gun paradox typically occurs when a specific and equal amount of responsibility is distributed to a number of individuals surpassing the sum of 1, usually as a form of repetitive fail-safe (ie verify that a gun is not loaded with real bullets before it is fired at someone or confirming that no one is standing in the industrial oven with a timed locked door before it is turned on), sometimes resulting in each successive person erroneously believing that the person prior to them made the proper verification which they are now themselves certifying without any actual verification from their part as required by their role. Any guilt resulting from a catastrophic failure of the entire verification chain will either be attributed to none of the individuals involved or exclusively to the lowest person on the totem pole.
See also: Shit trickles down rule

"Determining culpability in this case will be Baldwin's gun paradox all over again"
"I would like to plead Baldwin's gun paradox as my defense judge"

by Prisme November 5, 2021

Tamale Gun

A weapon that McDonalds uses to fight off the evil forces of the Kois, there are only 3 that exist, they are located in a top secret underground vault in the McDonalds in Kana

“Heyyy Tamale Gun, fihlgeah hihlgeah in my head!

by Funnyclock301956 December 22, 2019