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Monkey episodes

A contagious disease that hasn't been spread (yet) to anyone expect the first person who had ever been diagnosed with the disease(anerx). It is a disease where the victim will morph into a monkey and go insane and become extremely powerful only for a short period of time before they turn back to their original self. The episodes usually happen when the victim is provoked, usually angered. The disease is incredibly mysterious due to only one person having it (so far)
looks like anerx is having another one of his monkey episodes again.
by Lunna October 15, 2020
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Whore monkey

A girl that swings from tree to tree just to get banana
She's got multiple boyfriends, what a whore monkey.
by JokesAnonymous December 9, 2015
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mind monkey

A person whose thoughts race around their mind like monkeys flying through the trees. Erratic and unpredictable...
That mind monkey made Me forget what I was thinking before I knew I was thinking it...
by Ham face July 18, 2020
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Capuchin Monkey

The most commonly sold monkey to celebraties. Examples of this occuring include Chris Brown, Justin Bieber and Ross from friends.
'Capuchin Monkeys may urine wash to calm down aggressive friends.' - Mental Floss.com
by Tuba1221 October 23, 2022
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Backyard Monkey

The act of an under-40 year old male going to the doctor and being given a rectal exam. The surprise on the patient's face is akin to walking outside and seeing a monkey in his backyard.
Damn man, I had a doctor appointment today and wouldn't you know, he gave me a backyard monkey.
by Sacink December 27, 2011
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Monkey In A Bathtub

Just a fellow negro on the block getting some cock
That guy really is a monkey in a bathtub
by Slooby Chewby November 8, 2018
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Shot the monkey

Person 1: “I gave Emily suprise anal last night.”
Person 2: “oh you shot the monkey when you give your girl suprise anal.”
by Ethan Taylor September 13, 2018
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