Trash-hat

When something is so terribly shitty that it just makes sense to combine the words trash and ass hat together

God these roads are so trash-hat, you can barely drive on them

by In wise person once said April 22, 2023

Leaky Hard Hat

resting your erect penis on the top of a woman's head and ejaculating down the front of her face

"not another leaky hard hat. I just washed my face"

by SapphireSkyz July 2, 2018

Gold-hat

Individual, company or team that deceives, intentionally withholds pertinent information, or demands their subordinates perform tasks they aren’t trained for subsequently blaming them for any mistakes they make. Someone who asks others for favors or concessions that they know are not allowed with a shit-eating-grin on their face.

I asked her if the work had been inspected before they closed up the walls, but she just smiled- what do you expect, she’s a Gold-hat.

by You can’t handle it July 16, 2025

Hershey Hat

Decorative headwear for penises primarily consisting of fecal matter recently acquired from one's indulging of anal insertion.

I tried anal sex and all I got was this lousy Hershey hat.

by Mike Hawk Enyurmauf March 9, 2017

Hats

Condoms

Mandem 1: Fam I finna smash that chick no cap
Mandem 2: You got the hats right?
Mandem 1: Ofc not tryna get burned

by WeeB_SpamzzZ December 17, 2019

free hats on fivem

Bahala Na Gang / Fifty; Alex Brown. Caveman III-I, Shitter, TrashBag

Blitz: WE JUST SMOKED THE BAHALAZ?!??! 'In Discord': THEY AHH free hats on fivem , FIFTY AND DONTGETSLIMED IS SO STINKIN TRASH.

Muula: NBS, THEM MFS SUCK LMAOOO!!! THEM NIGGAZ FREE HATS BRUH FREE STREAMABLES. NIGGAZ NEED TO STOP

FIFTY, MIND YOU HIS CAVEMAN TEETH ARE THROBBING: Broo, chill we didnt want any beef. NOMMIE NOM NOM

Basically There All Butt Butt

by Muula The Great January 17, 2024

No Hat No Play

In Australian Primary Schools they have a policy to avoid UV exposure they say "No Hat No Play"

Get inside no hat no play

by VegemiteAddict January 23, 2024