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Smoked

A female that you will complete sexual intercourse with.
With the mandem.

You see an attractive female species
‘She’d get SMOKED
by She’d get smoked June 7, 2022
mugGet the Smokedmug.

smoke down the house

Smoking copious amounts of methamphetamine to where a cloud of smoke remains
by HerediaT September 7, 2016
mugGet the smoke down the housemug.

You need to smoke weed

when someone he/she is so chill you have to tell him/her

"You need to smoke weed"
"Bro why you are not talking"
"You need to smoke weed"
by abdul1wx June 1, 2016
mugGet the You need to smoke weedmug.

NO SMOKING NO SLEEPING NO PROBLEM

The implicit instructions given to DEJA VU PORN PATRONS on their movie screen before the PORN SEX FLICK STARTS.
As following what it says on the movie screen as NO SMOKING NO SLEEPING NO PROBLEM as SUCKING , FUCKING and other SEX you like while enjoying the SEX PORN FLICK is greatly encouraged is we would not want you to stay home and watch SEX PORN FLICK with another partner so as the management go ahead and enjoy yourselves.
by SAY THE WORD SHIT August 2, 2021
mugGet the NO SMOKING NO SLEEPING NO PROBLEMmug.

Smoke Bomb Meme/GIF

When you get roasted by another person in a group chat, so to save yourself the embarrassment, you quickly deploy a funny ironic quirky gif/picture or something completely out of context to redirect the attention of everyone watching. This tactic is usually unsuccessful and usually ends up with the "victim" only getting bullied more for not knowing how to defend themselves in a confrontation.
them: That's why you get no bitches.
you: *Posts a out of context gif/picture also known as a "Smoke bomb Meme/GIF" to try and save face*
by anonymous February 3, 2022
mugGet the Smoke Bomb Meme/GIFmug.

Celtic Smoking

One not doing what one should be doing
1. Yesterday I was Celtic Smoking instead of doing my work and I got detention!

2. Hey Carl! Stop Celtic Smoking and get your head in the game!
by pownism April 21, 2011
mugGet the Celtic Smokingmug.

It’s all white smoke

This is the concept where you know there is big news, but you don’t have any of the details yet.

This derives from the Catholic Church conclave where the world knows they have chosen a new Pope but there is a gap from the time they burn the white signal smoke until the new Pope’s name is released.

Phrase was coined in May 2025 by Tik Tok user: @YourPunkRockUncle
Dave got engaged yesterday but I don’t know to whom, it’s all white smoke right now.
by Jasonistheworst May 9, 2025
mugGet the It’s all white smokemug.

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