sock shock

Related to jocksockshock - the act of catching your stepdad with his face buried in your sweaty, stinking socks and sneakers thus confirming that he is gay or bi and loves your male sweat smells -a potential source of blackmail. You now tease him in front of your mom by taking off your shoes and socks and making sure he sees your bare feet.

Dude I really wasn't sure if my stepdad was into my feet or not. I got sock shock now knowing for sure when I saw him with my sweaty socks and sneakers up to his nose.

by Watchinfool October 6, 2023

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soggy sock

it is a slang expressing shock or disgust about something. it is a child friendly term and can be used by kids instead of using vulgur slangs like "wtf" or gen alpha slangs like "what the skibidi".

"Tillie what in the soggy sock did you do to my dress?"
"Sora: That rap part was such a soggy sock, who considers it as art."

by miz-pookie December 15, 2024

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Grippy Sock

A sock made of the finest kashmir, filled with minced meat, that the man being uses for masturbating.

"Look at Jack go with thag Grippy Sock! Fapping his best with that sock filled with minced meat. I guess it makes it more real, no?

by Shusky Canine May 24, 2023

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Pink Sock

Fuck a girl in the asshole punch her in the back of it tensions her ass, pull out and asshole comes with, around your cock. As a nice sleeve for you to cum in.

“Last night I was feeling depressed than I went over my parent in laws house and pink socked the fuck out of the family dog. My father in-law will be scraping those dingle berries off of that bitches ass for weeks.
That son of a bitch had it cuming. Tell me I’m a disappointment again, see what happens.” - Chad

by KissKingQueen6969 April 8, 2021

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