Rusty sousaphone

A Rusty Sousaphone is a Rusty Tuba performed on a man who is incredibly well endowed.

My boyfriend is hung like John Holmes and I gave him a Rusty Sousaphone last night.

by CGHDun December 02, 2021

rusty meat grinder

A used and abused, worn and blown out gaping butthole.

A rusty meat grinder is what Jake has left Dakota's mom with after a couple nightcaps.

by Mommagrindsthemeat March 08, 2016

Rusty Bayonette

When a woman is impregnated while participating in anal intercourse... Details are left to the imagination.

Bro 1: Dude, you know that girl Rachel?
Bro 2: Yeah man, I heard she got knocked up!
Bro 1: Yeah, and she said that I'm the father, but I just Butt-fucked her, since she had a nasty Kraken Snatch
Bro 2: you must have pulled a rusty bayonette!

by arr1029384756 September 05, 2011

Rusty Bayonette

A sex act where an individual cuts their hand, defecates onto the wound, then masturbates oneself or another individual.

James and his partner, Stefan, died from sepsis after performing the rusty bayonette.

by colonelwhiskers July 19, 2017

Rusty pony

When you're hitting a girl from the back and unexpectedly slip it in her ass while simultaneously wrapping a belt or other restraint around her neck and sliding up making her carry your weight. Trying to ride her for eight seconds.

Last night I gave your mom the rusty pony?

by That1guy555 January 11, 2024

Rusty Gearstick

This is where someone wanks off a man with a handful of shit.

'Xavier went to the D'parys on Friday night and gave his friend Edward a Rusty Gearstick behind the bar during his shift!'

by Dogsnansdog October 19, 2016

Rusty Lantern

When you are eating ass, and the girl lights a fart on fire in your face.

"Dude, your face is burned! What happened?"
My girl did a Rusty Lantern while I was eating her ass.

by The Hit Kitty February 01, 2023