St. Peter’s calling my name

An admission that one is going to die soon, usually from a terminal illness or dangerous situation.

A reference to the Christian angel St. Peter, who guards the Gates of Heaven and determines whether one goes to Heaven or Hell. St. Peter calling your name would imply that it is your turn to be judged, which means you must be dead. Thus, admitting that he is “calling your name” makes it seem that a nearing death is inevitable.

Mom,

Thanks for being the greatest mother ever. I would love to tell you in person, but it seems that St. Peter’s calling my name. I wish this could’ve happened differently, but there’s nothing we can do about it now.

Love,
John

by SouthernScout January 12, 2023

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Peter Piper Pickle

Just a song .-.

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? Peter piper pickle

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Peter

Always thinks his hair is good but needs a better barber who isn't cross eyed.

Always fasting so cost of ownership is low. But does love to take his t-shirt off at events even those formal corporate events.

If you are in his eye of affection prepare to spend every moment with him like it or not.

Hey Peter, put your shirt back on it's a fucking funeral party.

by Topless peter November 24, 2021

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