stoner ninja genius

someone under the influence of marijuana who has mad skills physically and mentally can be fully functioning, even above average.

Joel's playing pong and having a complex conversation with me...and he's high? STONER NINJA GENIUS!

by wildzoe June 7, 2013

ninja gas mask

when someone puts there shirt over there face making them look like a ninja after someone farts in a closed off area like a car or elevator

Guy 1: *farts*
Guy 2: *puts shirt over nose*
Guy 3: oh god that stinks
Guy 2: hm good thing im using my ninja gas mask

by imnotpedobearbtwwantsomecandy July 27, 2010

Drunk ninja attack

The act of breaking an entry for the sole intent of stealing the batteries of the victims remote.

I've been a victim of a drunk ninja attack! Now I have to get off my lazy a** and change the channel myself...

by UDawesome August 7, 2010

kung fu ninja

a kung fu ninja is a superawesome ninja who does also kung fu and who is initiated by the kung fu ninjas. the kung fu ninjas exist since the beginning of 2013.
the kung fu ninjas greet each other by boxing and punching each others arms. There are now 4 kung fu ninjas. the kung fu ninjas are all girls.

"that girl is so awesome, she must be a kung fu ninja!"

by SuperWoman123 May 7, 2014

Zak-Z-Ninja

Zak-Z-Ninja, A based forza youtuber and winner of some robocraft competition in like 2018 lol. Also never reads his dms or maybe he just ghosts everyone.

Omg its Zak-Z-Ninja! If only he would have signed my autograph :(

by Cool internet troll December 20, 2021

Super Ninja Secret

Super Ninja Secret (Adj.) a. To describe a secret that is ultimately THE SECRET that no one knows about or ever will. b. A secret that you can't even tell your bestest friend, or anyone for the fear it would get out. c. A secret that you can't tell no matter what. d. the secret your mother warned you about. e. when someone says they would have to kill you if they told you...yeah, that's a super ninja secret!

"OOOHHH yeah.....that secret....it's a Super ninja secret... I can't tell you!"

The best way to have sex, is still a super ninja secret.

What happened to JFK, is a super ninja secret.

Jimmy Hoffa remains a super ninja secret.

by KitKatt73 March 14, 2010

t-shirt ninja

One who dresses up as a ninja by folding a t-shirt about their head in a specific manner. A faux or immitation ninja.(Usualy used by Pirates to spy on Ninja.)

Arg! Ye can hardly tell that yer nothing but a T-shirt ninja! You'll fool them for sure, ya scurvy dog!

by David Burtch May 22, 2006