Cold dick

The act of freezing one's genitalia so they can give a human an Alaskan pipeline.

"I came home today and I was crying because I wanted cold dick so bad."

by drewtocci April 24, 2018

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Cold Tourette’s

When it’s so cold you can’t stop repeating, “it’s f**king cold” or similar noises uncontrollably.

“I think I’ve let the house get too cold and am feeling it now. I’ve got cold Tourette’s”
“I’m glad you’ve decided to put the heating on”

by ROxford February 13, 2023

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cold pringle

A sexual act regarding the males scrotum dipping into the mouth of a sexual partner. To qualify as a cold pringle the person engaging in the activity must be completely naked and out in an environment with snow. The snow is mandatory.

Steve: Gee, that was a nice cold pringle
JonBenet: Yeah I know you sucked on my balls really hard

by Larencio Castiejo November 14, 2007

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cold richard

richard is cold

oh, there's a cold richard over there. let me give him a hot richard!

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Cold Richard

When a man and a woman are spooning and the woman pisses on the dick of the man making it feel cold and weird. Sometimes it can perform a hot Richard, but not always! The exact opposite of a hot Richard.

Warning! Don't call a cold Richard or a hot Richard, cold dick or hot dick! That's a really different thing!

Last night my girl gave me a cold Richard while we were on the couch waiting for guests to come.

by greekmadlad March 30, 2024

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