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by fatjerr November 18, 2013
Get the sucking dick for cookies mug.The Dirty Hand Cookie is a sexual act between two or more consenting partners where a designated participant rams his or her clenched fist into a selected participants anus. While the hand is in the anus, the designated participant carefully attempts to grab an amount of feces. Once some feces is obtained, the designated participant will then quickly pull their hand out of their partner's anus, while protecting the integrity of the feces. The partner with his/her hand full of feces then feeds it to their partner, rubbing it in and around their face , creating a Dirty Hand Cookie.
The first time Harry and Sally had sex, Harry presented a constipated Sally with a Dirty Hand Cookie.
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Get the Dirty Hand Cookie mug.Definition 1: Another way to start a conversation and subtly call on someone’s shit when you are being ghosted, ignored or left on read.
Definition 2: Similar to definition 1, but this time tempting them with nudes to get back their attention
When jack jack from The Incredibles 2 disappears in a different dimension, everyone says Num-num cookies to tempt him to come back.
Definition 2: Similar to definition 1, but this time tempting them with nudes to get back their attention
When jack jack from The Incredibles 2 disappears in a different dimension, everyone says Num-num cookies to tempt him to come back.
Girl: Hey, it’s been awhile! I had fun last time. You said you’d call when you’re free.
Guy: (left on read)
Girl: Num-num cookies BITCH / Num-num cookies (insert noooods)
Guy: (left on read)
Girl: Num-num cookies BITCH / Num-num cookies (insert noooods)
by El.Em. February 4, 2019
Get the Num-num cookies mug.When you ejaculate into a girl's ass while she spontaneously shits out her crap and all the semen you shot into her.
Travis: Dude I just did The Land of Milk and Cookies with my gf!
Jerry: And how did that turn out
Travis: There was a total of 7lbs worth of shit on the floor, we sold the house
Jerry: And how did that turn out
Travis: There was a total of 7lbs worth of shit on the floor, we sold the house
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