I was unable to behave normally and think straight velvet monster around her having after sex with after once. She had caught me with her velvet monster.
by Chico tmaki August 23, 2023
Get the Velvet monstermug. The name should explain itself. Only godlike people shall hold such a cock in their grasps, it's always ready for use and can last for hours if used correctly.
1: Holy shit! Look, that person has a 25 inch mega monster cock!
2. Whoa, you're right! Look at the gurt of that thing!
3: Yeah that's right, worship it.
2. Whoa, you're right! Look at the gurt of that thing!
3: Yeah that's right, worship it.
by Handle can't b blank November 4, 2019
Get the 25 inch mega monster cockmug. A dirty monster refers to the beverage created by mixing semen, excrement, urine, and any additional additives(typically left over monster beverage, or possibly strong alcohol) in a left over monster energy can.
“Ah man I could really go for a dirty monster right about now”
“Hey why don’t we make some dirty monsters for our guests”
“Hey why don’t we make some dirty monsters for our guests”
by tainttickler47 May 9, 2024
Get the Dirty monstermug. 2 parts Red Bull Energy Drink +
2 parts Monster Energy Drink +
TINY Dash of Dave's Insanity Sauce =
1 Red Monster.
2 parts Monster Energy Drink +
TINY Dash of Dave's Insanity Sauce =
1 Red Monster.
by SharpRob September 6, 2010
Get the Red Monstermug. by kendalsnsbdb March 3, 2021
Get the pinkle monstermug. by ilovejapaneseanal69 February 3, 2024
Get the giant monster ballsmug. When you Go Monster you go absolutely batshit crazy. You loose your mind from the excitement and partying that is currently taking place.
by Jon DGAF July 11, 2019
Get the Going Monstermug.