Tummy monsters

that shitty stinging stomach ache that hurts to walk around with
by memelordraymund October 30, 2017
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The Monster mash

When a person has a bowel movement while showering and proceeds to force it down the drain with his/her foot.
I could tell from her glistening brown toes that Ethel had done the monster mash this morning.
by Stinner July 06, 2018
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ego monster

Someone who likes to be better than anyone else
See Marcus over there? He told me I can't lift because I'm not pretty. What an ego monster.
by Dream smasher February 29, 2016
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monster nap

(v.)Often confused with too much sleep. A monster nap is when you sleep for almost a full day due to lack of sleep the day before.
"Why was Derek pissed off at the dodgeball game?"
"We woke him up from his monster nap."
by theonewhoflops October 17, 2017
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Blood Monster

A blood monster is an extremely dangerous, terrifying, and horrid creature made from the blood of its victims!
by monstermaniac123 November 05, 2021
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Red Monster

2 parts Red Bull Energy Drink +
2 parts Monster Energy Drink +
TINY Dash of Dave's Insanity Sauce =
1 Red Monster.
Red Monster is rocket fuel.
by SharpRob September 06, 2010
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