A bossy woman that's strict. Your not allowed to do anything without her permission. No parties. Only allowed to wear approved clothes. She's always leaving to go somewhere. And she leaves you home alone.
by DracoDrago October 3, 2021

Your friend's mum.
by NeoLoki2018 April 24, 2024

It means that something looks bad. Or if you wear something that's totally ugly and your mom thinks you look "handsome" or "pretty".
"Hey, guys does my outfit look good?"
"Only in your mother's eyes."
"Oh my god, I just drew the best Shrek!"
"Pfft, only in your mother's eyes."
"Only in your mother's eyes."
"Oh my god, I just drew the best Shrek!"
"Pfft, only in your mother's eyes."
by The_Air101 October 1, 2020

The final insult in the "your mom gay" argument. The consequences of uttering this phrase are dire. Only use to completely destroy your opponent.
Person A: ur mum gay
Person B: ur dad lesbian
Person A: ur grandpap a trap
Person B: ur sister a mister
Person A: ur brother a mother
Person B: *explodes killing every living thing in a 5 mile radius*
Person B: ur dad lesbian
Person A: ur grandpap a trap
Person B: ur sister a mister
Person A: ur brother a mother
Person B: *explodes killing every living thing in a 5 mile radius*
by No you May 11, 2018

L G M F B
Tommy C. - Yo Dawg, what time is it fool ?
Cheech M. - It's 15 past 4 - Man.
Tommy C. - NO WAY ! L G M F B ! (Lets Get Mother Fucking Baked)
Cheech M. - It's 15 past 4 - Man.
Tommy C. - NO WAY ! L G M F B ! (Lets Get Mother Fucking Baked)
by @AllUnbelievableShits January 11, 2025

How you claim something eternally using dibs. If you say or write it wrong, someone can get the chance to eternally claim it before you correct yourself. Nothing beats this, and whatever you eternally claim is your's. Unless your friend is a sore loser.
by Loafofstalebread June 29, 2024
