@mike keating

an amazingly awesome person who is so amazing amazing

wow dude! isnt @mike keating so cool

by ilove@mikekeating June 4, 2021

Captain Underpants Is Mike Ostroski

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Captain Underpants Is Mike Ostroski

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 27, 2025

Mike Wasowski

He is the green godof the green beans.

all hail mike wasowski

by YaDeezNutz June 11, 2019

messiah mike

(a): mike
(b): 6 months for a class a
(c): future president
(4): leader of his cult

“messiah mike is just a different feen”

by JoergeBidenThe6th June 19, 2023

Big Mike

Term for when you cum in your own belly button

Bro yesterday I did a Big Mike at least 3 times.

by Chuck_Fuck December 12, 2020

The Mikes Way

A bold and bizarre culinary-inspired climax, The Mike’s Way is a sex move for those with a twisted sense of humor and a love for sandwiches. Just as you’re about to finish, you theatrically toss shredded lettuce, tomato slices, and chopped onions onto your partner like a human hoagie—because nothing says passion like a produce explosion. Timing is everything: make it rain veggies as you climax for the full sub shop experience.

Note: For vinegar, add lube. (Preferably one that doesn’t sting. You’re making a sandwich, not a crime scene.)

🥪💦 Keep it messy, keep it Mike’s.

My Girl and I had it The Mikes Way last night, I'm still finding lettuce shreds on my bed.

by Tub_Toast July 12, 2025

Mike Dirnt

The best bassist ever

Mike Dirnt was at his prime during Dookie and Nimrod era

by UltimateDoge January 22, 2023