cookie monster

Somebody who engages in performative allyship in order to figuratively earn cookies from marginalized folks and/or other allies.

Given that Tracy is herself white, she looks like a huge cookie monster every time she goes and Facebook an announces how much she's fed up with white people.

by PoppyLand February 21, 2018

Monster Shlong

The goose creek security guard with a red bull dick

Oh my lawd, look at that monster shlong

by Idekimfucked December 13, 2021

Monster energy

A drink that is consumed either by alt people or by rednecks, no in between

Someone on the internet: Dude monster energy is so good
Another person: so are you alt or a redneck

by Hydraulic press November 24, 2022

gobble monster

somebody who meat rides.

somebody who doesn't mind their own business

That guy's a gobble monster for drake.

sam's a gobble monster for lil nas x

by iquee April 21, 2022

Elo monster

Someone who purposely makes you or your team lose to make you go down in rankings

He is a elo monster

by Zachariah Cornelius October 5, 2025

monster

1#: a monster, the real one, usually the disgusting or scary figure that lie under your bed
2#: often, a ruthless, evil person, individual with superior intellegent, poweress or inhuman manipulation that kill people without hesitation, remorse or can easily charm others and get them into doing bad deeds for them
3#: name of a drink made by Hansen Natural

omg johan lieburt is literally a monster , he set other in motion and watch them killing each other, such best villian lmao

by coolpseudonymhaha December 10, 2020

yawn monster

when somebody yawns almost constanly. all of the time.

"oh my goodness...your such a yawn monster"
or "baillie is a yawn monster"

by chelsea. February 20, 2008