Jordan Matter

A YouTuber with 19 million subscribers. He is best known for making videos with his annoying pick-me daughter named Salish Matter.

Guy 1: Do you watch Jordan Matter?
Guy 2: Only if Salish isn’t in the video.

by Salish Matter March 23, 2024

Jordan hirsh

A great Baseball player that will make it to the league easily. No doubt in my mind

Jordan Hirsh is a player that is great

by anonymous March 27, 2024

If *Jordan Peterson is wrong, people are just animals

*There is no transcendant meaning blahblahblah Jordan Peterson rhetoric

Hym "Ok, 'If *Jordan Peterson is wrong, people are just animals' is a thing Alex O'Conner unironcally just said on triggernometry just now. So, that's where the 'plant' accusations are coming from. And it's adjacent to the psychopathic 'If God isn't real then I get to do whatever I want.' Rhetoric. But you were doing that anyway and then using the religion to forgive yourself for doing that anyway. And Alex is a determinist. Without free will there is no meaning. The meaning of all your actions is 'the chemicals in your brain (and I know I'm being reductive here but the logic still tracks) made you do the thing you're doing. Determinism totally incompatible with meaning but NOT totally incompatible with God."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024

Jordan Matter

A popular YouTuber whose videos typically features his daughter, Salish Matter. His channel became popular when fans started shipping Salish Matter and Nidal Wonder (Nalish).

Guy 1: "Are you subscribed to Jordan Matter?"
Guy 2: "No, his daughter is such a pick-me."

by Term Definer March 30, 2024

Jordan S

She’s a pillow princess who shags every lad she sees eventhough she has many STDs

Mom 1 “My son goes out with Jordan S”
Mom 2 “I’ve heard of her she’s a right slag and she’s given loads of lads STDs”

by Xx_Bender_xX March 31, 2024

Jordan

This guy who loves boba and his favorite color is green. He is a very hard working guy and is very kind ig. They also typically watch anime and has a cat

: oh wow he was really nice

:yea that was Jordan

by This user July 6, 2022

Gabby Jordan

the kindest, most honest, genuine, and beautiful human being you’ll ever meet

“Gabby Jordan is such an amazing friend.”
“Yeah, I know. I love her.”

by 🐂🐑🐏🐖 July 9, 2022