Robo-Job

A hand-job given to a human by a robot.

Things you wish a robot could do: "Give me a Robo-Job!"

by japaneserobot123 March 14, 2011

park jobbed

when your looking for a parking spot, and just when you think you finally found a spot, you find that there was a motorcycle hiding behind other parked cars.

Billy thought he was going to get a good parking spot until he got park jobbed by that damn crotch rocket.

by loulemming August 3, 2011

Gator Job

While a man is recieving a blowjob, the other participant uses their teeth and/or bites the penis

Billy called Gator Dave for a Gator Job

by T-dawgg57673 November 28, 2011

Queer Job

When one male homosexual gives a rim job to a strait male. (females do not apply for a queer job).

Johnny's mom walked into the bathroom in shock to see johnny giving steve a rim job. " Johnny i told you not to give steve a queer job' hehas a girlfriend".

by Nipples Magee August 27, 2011

Toaster Job

The act of inserting one's penis into a toaster oven in order to obtain a darker penis.

I heard that the girls are now into darker skin, so I gave my sh-long a toaster job!

by Butler Butt Clogger September 13, 2011

One job

A task so incredibly easy that no one can fail; they ultimately fail it anyways.

Trevor: You had one job, Michael, one job!
Michael: I know, I'm sorry!

by COKEDIGGER101 January 26, 2023

job thief

Job-thief

A person who has no need to work and is past retirement age but continues to work regardless. A job thief blocks the younger generation from employment.

I wish I could get a job but that job thief who's 99 years old won't retire.

by Vincedit August 28, 2023