January Christmas

Dad is very sorry but his paycheck for the last job won’t come in until January so we won’t have gifts on Dec. 25. They’ll be just a few weeks late I promise.

<Late December>
8yo Me: Dad, you’re so late. I missed you.

Best dad ever: I missed you too. Just trying to get this job done so I’ve been working late.

Me: but you won’t have to work Christmas like last year will ya?
BDE: No, son, I’ll be here. But since I didn’t finish the job I won’t get paid before Xmas. But I’ll get paid in a few weeks and we’ll celebrate then. Well just have a January Christmas. Ok?
Me: that’s fine dad. I understand.

by !JayAm! December 13, 2021

January 26

National bully layan day

"It's january 26"
"ok and?"
"national bully layan day, loser"

by Layan_kh January 25, 2022

January 6

Topsy turvy day

*is January 6th*
Once a year we throw a part here in town
Once a year we turn all Paris upside down
Every man’s a king and every king’s a clown

One again it’s topsy turvy day

by I have 10 fingers August 23, 2022

Slap ass January

Slap ass January slap all the ass's

I love slap ass January

by Diggidedigdy1987 January 5, 2020

january 5, 2022

the day where people named jae have to ask their soulmate to marry them.

jae: it's january 5, 2022... wonpil do you wanna marry me?

wonpil: you're a loser

by eaj.piri January 4, 2022

January 25th

If you are born on January 25th you are the most beautiful creature in the world. Have great birthday.

Guy: Hey when’s your birthday?
Girl: January 25th.
Guy: Makes sense because you’re really pretty.

by DaNgEr Im a vampire Lover August 23, 2022

January 15

The day when the best people are born. They are usually sporty people. She will grow up to be a dancer. And her family is amazing! She also has the best friends ever!

person one: mia’s birthday is on january 15!!
person two: wow mia must be the best

by heyhey2007 November 21, 2019