swamp horse

The most glorious of horses known to mankind. Can do anything but fly and is tough to catch in the wild. Makes John Wayne look like a pussy.

Dude you see that swamp horse!!!

Naw what horse?

Never mind he just flew off.

by Wakka flokka burr December 22, 2013

Horse Racist

A racing of the whores and the horse's whores. A horse race is a whore's race. Much like a motorcyclist, a horse-racer is called a Horse Racist.

"Vic DiBitetto rode a horse named Horse Shit in the local horse race. Then he went on to ride a whore named Whore Shit in the National Whore's Race Championship! Much like a motorcyclist, he started out being a Horse Racist!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 8, 2023

Mini Horse

A smaller than a horse, bigger than a pony.

How do you say mini horse in Spanish?

by Da gurls September 2, 2016

Sally Horse

Pussy, Vagina, Wuss, someone who is afraid to say or do something.

Marty: I have a huge dick.
Lindsey: Prove it.
Marty: No, I don't wanna scare you.
Lindsey: Don't be a fuckin sally horse.

by tessab yesdnil July 2, 2015

Star Wars Horse

What lame-os call the AT-AT but cosmically and emotionally, this is the true name of that big thing in episode V. That shit was crazy.

*Driving past the Oakland cranes*
“Oh! The Star Wars Horses!”

by Pleabs415 September 10, 2022

Horse

Cheese

Thats a really pretty Horse

by your horse November 15, 2020

Road Horse

A person or persons whom ride pedal bikes aggressively. They usually ride in neighborhoods, or where people are around. Rarely do they ride in rural areas. They are attention seekers, and like to be witnessed. Also, riding makes them horny, and they are big fans of Patrick Swayze.

Neighbor 1: "Did you see Chad and Stacy today?"
Neighbor 2: "Yeah man! A couple of Road Horses!"
Neighbor 1: "I heard they have vibrating bicycle seats!"
Neighbor 2: "Typicsl Road Horse, I wish I was one."

by PissTank May 20, 2015