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Peruvian Goat Saddle

When giving anal, the top says “saddle up, partner” and proceeds to slide upwards on the bottoms back while keeping penetration. The top will then grab the hair of the bottom and twist it around their grips as if they were goat horns. The sexual activity will then continue while in a concerning amount of pain
Woman: “Babe, let’s spice it up tonight, it’s been kinda boring in bed recently”
Man: “Yeah I agree, let’s do something crazy, like the Peruvian Goat Saddle”
Woman: “The fuck is that?”
by YoCug41 June 6, 2025
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goat burp

Adverb: When a burp is so smelly that it smells like goat.
After eating garlic sausage and drinking a Ginger ale I Goat Burped everyone in the car; the smell was so bad they gaged.
by Goatburp February 14, 2021
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Trimming Goat Hooves

A messy, frustrating task that somehow escalates into a complete disaster, often involving too many hands, questionable decisions, and way too much sweat. Usually ends with everyone feeling dirtier than when they started and wondering why they even agreed to do it.
What was supposed to be a quick fix turned into trimming goat hooves—hot, sweaty, and a whole lot messier than I bargained for.
by UnfoldedSpearmint December 2, 2024
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Johnny Goat

Distant cousin of the “Billy Goat”. Johnny Goats are extremely agile creatures and use their front hooves exceptionally well. Native to the streets of Youngstown, Ohio. Diet primarily consists of poultry
The Johnny Goat was arrested for TUI, trotting under the influence.
by Friend of the GOAT 🐐 March 24, 2021
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Throat goat

A noise someone makes deep with in their throat because they are the best as sucking knob.
Johnny branmuffin is the O.G. throat goat. That man can really suck a good dick.
by Branmuffins678 September 25, 2025
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new zealand goat fiddler

This is when you visit New Zealand and find the most perfect goat possible. You then proceed to double fist penetrate the goat from behind until it submits to ur pure dominance. After this is done you may proceed with your tip as you please and go to town.
Man, I sure do love the New Zealand goat fiddler! My favorite kind of sex by far.
by Heatwrench May 28, 2022
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dead goat

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