Jumble Fucked

The aftermath of the OCD house cleaner.

'Where the hell did she put the damn sink strainer....shit, there it is. How jumble fucked is this?

by Lucille, Queen of the ratchet September 11, 2022

Fluster-Fucked

1) A state of being where one is creating a mess due to their being overwhelmed or in a brain fog.

Ex: I'm so fluster-fucked I keep knocking everything over because my head is so foggy.

2) Ending up having sex with someone while the events leading up to such were a fog or blur.

Ex: last night I was a fluster-fuck; I have no idea who the guy was at the party that I slept with since I was so wasted.

3) Being screwed over by people because of mistakes one is making in a brain fog.

Ex: I got fluster-fucked at work today when a coworker stole my idea that I was poorly articulating to my boss.

4) Knowing one is going to screw everything up due to the severity of brain fog.

Ex: I'm so fluster-fucked: I'm going to screw up my presentation at work since my head is so foggy.

Since I received the bad news, I'm so fluster-fucked I can't see straight.

by ~Riversong~ November 8, 2022

I Fucked The Dog

This phrase does not mean what it says... It is an easy and stealthy to mention to anyone that you had sex with the ugly guy/girl at the bar/club/restaurant . To people that aren't aware they may think its a joke , but your friends will!

Bro 1 : I was at the pub last night and when I got home, I fucked the dog.

Dude 1 : Wow dude thats funny but obviously you dont have sex with animals

Bro 2 : damn mate , why would u fuck her, dont u know theres much prettier women at the pub

by yeaokbuddy December 17, 2022

I fucked your mom

What your dad did

What did you do last night, dad?
I fucked your mom

by A_Bum January 27, 2023

Witch fucked

No matter which way it turns out , you’re fucked

I’m over here gettin witch fucked in this card game.

by JusThis513 January 30, 2023

Witch fucked

No matter which way it turns out you’re still fucked

I’m gettin witch fucked in this game right now .

by JusThis513 January 30, 2023

Get fucked dick

Get fucked dick is when a mother fucker’s cock is so big that any bitch he lays pipe to instantly loses all attitude and submits to her King. Said King now has the option to tell her to “get fucked” and dismiss her, or he can keep her for more rounds.

“My 6’8” man has that get fucked dick, had me sore for two weeks”

by Gmoney69420 May 20, 2023