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Bagel fucker

Someone who has sex with a bagel.
Adam is the biggest bagel fucker in Ottawa. Guys so ugly the only action he gets is from a bagel
by Carplad19 October 11, 2016
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fuckered off

"Fuckered off" is a descriptive term for any person, place, thing that has obviously been ransacked by methamphetamines and/or methamphetamine users , and needs a nap and/or a tune up.

"That car was entirely fuckered off after Carl and Danny never started or finished, and worked on it for 3 days.
"Dude! You are so fuckered off. You look like you're fighting a Zombie apocalypse...and you're talking to my shadow..take a fucking nap!"

"That car was entirely fuckered off after Carl and Danny never started or finished, and worked on it for 3 days.
by anonymous April 27, 2022
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Fucker of Ass

Someone that is a fucker, but goes way beyond that status. A terrible human being with no redeeming qualities.
I hope you slide back and enjoy listening to this: you are a fucker of ass.
by RealityTVGuide May 8, 2022
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by FrenchVanillaSake March 2, 2025
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Buddy Fucker

When you literally or metaphorically fuck a friend inadvertently. Always by mistake but seen negatively by others.
Mailman 1: Hey I heard Frank the "buddy fucker" fucked Will out of the leadership position.

Mailman 2: Nah man, Will was just bent over like he always does and Frank accidentally stuck it in.
by Paco4u May 6, 2018
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thumb detecting nut fucker

A Thumb detecting nut fucker is like the normal nut fucker just with a separate face for general hammering and bashing thus like any hammer it likes to hit your thumb.
If you can't loosen the bolt just give it a good whack with the old Thumb detecting nut fucker.
by lembnau February 1, 2017
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mother fucker

Somebody you don't want fucking any of your female relatives, including your mother, sister, aunt, niece, steps, brother, cousin, nephew, friend, pets, uncle, etc, etc., etc.
My father is a real mother fucker. After fucking my mother, which was bad enough, he wanted to fuck me. Gross!
by exurbanwhitetrash May 26, 2022
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