Skip to main content

Facebook Muscles

(n) When someone says stuff on their wall, others wall, and or private message that they would never say in person.
(v) The act of messaging or posting on a wall, that would never be said in person.
(adj) ex: The guy hit on a girl by posting how hot she is on her photo in facebook, but when they got together he coward away. "Man that guy has facebook muscles".
by usmcvince January 18, 2012
mugGet the Facebook Muscles mug.

Facebook rejection

When you comment, poke, or message someone on Facebook expecting one back but never recieving one.
Person 1: "I messaged him last week to see if he wanted to go out, but he never responded!"

Person 2: "Facebook rejection..."
by equestrienne January 2, 2012
mugGet the Facebook rejection mug.

Nasty Facebook

Any one persons facebook book page that is filled with a plethora of statuses relating to hating or fighting with their significant other, updating way too much or just plain crazy.
Dude, that chick is hot, but she's got one nasty facebook.
by Bleezy009 August 2, 2009
mugGet the Nasty Facebook mug.

Facebook Stalker

A guy or a girl who randomly adds people and scans through their profiles and pictures, send harrassing messages and thinks everything you post is about them and / or refers to them. They also send you lot of romantic gestured gifts the moment you add them, and steal your pics to post them on messages they send you and commenting on your good looks.
girl posts a status:
"I have message warning, those who matter know how to reach me"
scott: oh honey I remember our talks with warm
girl: huh? what talks?

Private message From scott:
"Hello this is your picture you look like a model"

girl to friends:
"scott is such a facebook stalker. he keeps harrassing me"
by kteva February 24, 2009
mugGet the Facebook Stalker mug.

Facebook Jail

Putting someone in 'facebook jail' refers to hiding their status updates b/c they (a) annoy you or (b) really fuckin' annoy you. This has no bearing on how you feel about the person, only how you feel about their thoughts contaminating your news feed. Okay, maybe it has a little bearing on what you think of the person, and whether or not it was smart to add them in the first place.
Homie, you are one step away from being put in facebook jail. Your status updates are fucking retarded.
by Seraph Belmont September 14, 2011
mugGet the Facebook Jail mug.

facebook beatoff

1 - A cruel game between your Facebook friends where one person sends you a link to a random Facebook friend and you must masturbate to their pictures regardless of sex , race , or relationship to you .

2 - The act of snooping through your hot friends pictures and using them for masturbation material.
John- dude you really are gonna make it me beatoff to my uncle's pictures ?
Mike- you know the rules to Facebook beatoff now do it !!
John- fine ..stupid game
by downsyndromedave July 20, 2011
mugGet the facebook beatoff mug.

Facebook-Owned

When a friend screenshots your wall-to-wall and/or aim chat and posts it on your wall and tags you in the post
I totally Facebook-Owned my brother when he admitted to being gay in our aim conversation.
by mr drewskii October 8, 2009
mugGet the Facebook-Owned mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email