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Ethan

A mother frickin sexy boy. No. Man. He has washboard abs and flowing hair. Love him with great compassion because if you don’t, you’ll end up with his friends, that’s a no-go!
Girl: omg why are you walking funny

Other girl: Ethan fucking destroyed my pussy last night!
by Ethans lover May 19, 2020
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Ethan

A very kind friend but really weird his dick is very long and is a practical joker. He fails most of his tests.
Hey Ethan your gay Ethan: fuck me
by Uwu999999 March 31, 2022
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Ethan

person 1: damn have you seen that fatass nipple?
person 2: oh you mean Ethan?
by scraghp December 21, 2024
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Ethan

Ethan is that really dumb kid that always wants rot be in the center of attention. He will always want attention, and is the most annoying person you will ever meet. He smells like a toilet walking around all day, and you shouldn’t be friends with him. This is a warning. Don’t hang out with an Ethan.
Hey guys, I got a 78 on my test! My mom will get me something from McDonalds!

No one cares, Ethan. Go take a bath.
by JacksonTheFortniteGod September 24, 2020
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Ethan rivera

This is the best bop in the world and he has sex all day long
ethan rivera fuck it’s so big
by kkkthatstheklkluxklan May 23, 2024
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Ethan

the hottest mf alive.
Ethan is so damn hot
by bigdickmf3647 July 23, 2021
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Ethan Frisch

Likes big bulging balls in his butt while he watches gay midget porn and gets off to it.
Ethan Frisch is in an amateur porn film where he stars as the submissive petite boyfriend where he gets demolished by his black boyfriend Jaquavious.
by Sparklybuttplug03! October 6, 2022
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