douche-licking-helmet-wearer 

someone who acts retarded on a regular basis, getting nothing accomplished that is desired. this paticular individual should probably wear a helmet because everyone around them is concerned for thier well being. (basically an idiot)

I can't believe that guy just purposefully drank visine. he's going to shit for a week. what a douche-licking-helmet-wearer.

douche-licking-helmet-wearer by skifreek July 9, 2011

douche bag 

a person with a disrespectful and rude attitude.

my friend is too nice it's annoying, if he had a little bit of douche bag in him I would be happy.

douche bag by sebanana July 31, 2011

douche bag 

a complete jackass that has not idea what they are talking about and calls people cut bags

Arron Leubner is a douche bag

douche bag by V C is ur ruler August 6, 2011

douche-sicle 

A word used to described an intolerable person. Like a popcicle, only, instead of grape or strawberry, frozen extra-cleansing vinegar douche.

Boy, that guy Steve is such a douche-sicle!

douche-sicle by TheycallmeSpecialK August 15, 2011

douche nozzle 

one who takes the very last Dorito and puts the bag back into the cabinet for the next person

person 1 yes the last Dorito munch munch munch
person 2 yes doritos

person 1 nope

person 2 you fucking douche nozzle

douche nozzle by wind0106 August 23, 2011

douche box 

A female who tends to date douche bags

"If you date one more douche bag, you will officially be at douche box status"

douche box by jd hol October 3, 2011

Douche Nozzle 

To be a creator of douches or to be the god of douche bags as well as being completely full of themselves. Only a select few have been able to claim this title.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear, Greg is dating his ex-girlfriend's best friend?

Guy 2: Yeah, hes really a douche nozzle.

Douche Nozzle by MasterofSkyrim November 14, 2011