dad

the person that left to get the milk and didn't come back

kid: mommy wheres dad

mom: he left to get the milk

by imdoingthisin.school.dont.tell November 23, 2021

Dad

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by anonymous November 26, 2023

Acid Dad

A title earned by a male who both provides and takes acid (lsd) with an individual who has never tried it before.

Acid son: “I tried acid for my first time with Josh.”
Acid Virgin: “Dope!!! I heard he’s a sick acid dad.”

by Lsdaddy October 3, 2019

Dad bod

The actual definition of a dad bod is a rather plump man, but not obese however the perceived definition depends on the gender

Boy: 🎅
Girl: 💪

*note: these are just stereotypes and absolutely may not apply to everyone in each category.

Girls: omg I love Harry styles dad bod!

Boys: that’s not a dad bod, this is! *🎅*

by Eddy Mondelez December 9, 2022

Dad-ass

When you are a dad and you sneeze just to scare others ass.

You see that guy, he's such a dad-ass

by the guy who overshares. April 6, 2022

Freds dad

Some nigga that steals chins

#LongChinTribe

Can’t wait for that bigga freds dad to drop an album with that nigga X

by Teriyaki Bleach July 8, 2021

dad

A special species of human that goes to get the milk

whinny little bitch: hi dad
dad: im gonna go get some milk

by Poopysexydoody May 9, 2022